
Tracy's BAAACK. AND SHE STILL HATES YOU.
C'mon, if I wrote in an agreeable way nobody would be reading my blog.
So, did you miss me?
Did you miss me enough to check for updates week after week as I daoed you and you were almost convinced that I died in a plane crash if not for the fact that you probably saw me in school everyday?
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I got a comment on the AGREE button I recently installed.
"the 'agree with me' thing is out of line with the principles of democracy..."That's so funny because this person, like us, lives in Singapore.
No offence, friend.
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Anyway, just saw an ad on TV for Orchard Central. It really convinces me to go visit the place because two Angmohs are racing through the place while checking out two cute Asian chicks in cute costumes that sell food.
The amazing thing is that you don't actually see the food, you just see DELICIOUS superimposed onto them. I assume that means they sell food, docked in cutesy aprons and stuff.
OH, and I forgot. In their bid to make Central as atas as they could, they got angmohs to race through it, because Asians JUST ARENT COOL ENOUGH FOR OC, EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASIAN COUNTRY. Instead, you take the race that represents less than .2 percent of our population to prance about your malls? THOSE TWO MODELS PROBABLY AREN'T PR/SIINGAPOREAN ANYWAY. WHAT DOES THIS IMPLY ABOUT YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE???
I'm going there tomorrow because Angmohs are awesome. I want to have blonde hair and a huge dick so I'm going to Orchard Central.
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From Facebook:
Friend A, Friend B, Friend C , Friend D and
10 other friends took the
Uniquely You quiz.
Click here to take the quiz and see your match score.
Pardon me but-
WHAT UNIQUE?
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Somehow I think being attached has made me less cool. Boyfriend, I blame you.
(Heck, I think my life became more dull.)
...is that supposed to happen?
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Anyway, I made a Vlog. Do you want to see eet? (: