MOVED, after so damn long.
I'm going to miss you Morocco-red, that infamous shade of lipstick.
Reason? I can't understand the custom CSS required to code your Livejournal.
Moved to the much disdained Blogger. I do hope my quality of thought does not deteriorate with my subsequent patronisation of Blogger though. You have no idea how much fucking bimbotic things I had to remove from the pre coded blogskin before it was even sane enough to be comprehensive.
http://www.trashyku.blogspot.com
The reason behind this blog name is on the new blog. GO.
- ...rebirth?
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morocco_red- November 17th, 0:39
- ...v for vendetta
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- morocco_red
- November 8th, 20:44
Tracy's BAAACK. AND SHE STILL HATES YOU.
C'mon, if I wrote in an agreeable way nobody would be reading my blog.
So, did you miss me?
Did you miss me enough to check for updates week after week as I daoed you and you were almost convinced that I died in a plane crash if not for the fact that you probably saw me in school everyday?
***
I got a comment on the AGREE button I recently installed.
"the 'agree with me' thing is out of line with the principles of democracy..."
That's so funny because this person, like us, lives in Singapore.
No offence, friend.
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Anyway, just saw an ad on TV for Orchard Central. It really convinces me to go visit the place because two Angmohs are racing through the place while checking out two cute Asian chicks in cute costumes that sell food.
The amazing thing is that you don't actually see the food, you just see DELICIOUS superimposed onto them. I assume that means they sell food, docked in cutesy aprons and stuff.
OH, and I forgot. In their bid to make Central as atas as they could, they got angmohs to race through it, because Asians JUST ARENT COOL ENOUGH FOR OC, EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASIAN COUNTRY. Instead, you take the race that represents less than .2 percent of our population to prance about your malls? THOSE TWO MODELS PROBABLY AREN'T PR/SIINGAPOREAN ANYWAY. WHAT DOES THIS IMPLY ABOUT YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE???
I'm going there tomorrow because Angmohs are awesome. I want to have blonde hair and a huge dick so I'm going to Orchard Central.
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From Facebook:
Friend A, Friend B, Friend C , Friend D and 10 other friends took the Uniquely You quiz. Click here to take the quiz and see your match score.
Pardon me but-
WHAT UNIQUE?
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Somehow I think being attached has made me less cool. Boyfriend, I blame you.
(Heck, I think my life became more dull.)
...is that supposed to happen?
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Anyway, I made a Vlog. Do you want to see eet? (:
- ...revival
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- morocco_red
- November 5th, 3:49
If you aren't blind, you would notice the glaringly obvious.
Not only that, also, now the only way you can comment on my blog is by clicking a button that says "AGREE WITH ME".
After all the trash that has happened this year, initially I wanted to switch blogs. Then I realised it would be skin to symbolically betraying myself. And anyway, the question is- DO I WANT TO BE FOUND?
DO I WISH TO BE EASILY ACCESSIBLE? (Max says YES ._.)
Well, YES, I AM EASILY ACCESSIBLE. (Just don't access me through the classblog link. It brings you to something gayer than a rickroll.
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I haven't written in so long it feels awkward to try and form coherent sentences in writing and insert random nuances (which I like) at the same time.
Hey, it's 4.20am. I should go to sleep.
- ...promote me
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- morocco_red
- October 9th, 1:57
Mmmm, my bed now is a nest of food, drinks and history notes! I lit my aromatherapy lamp just to feel better about having to mug while the rest of 09A10 is partying. (or do they)
Note to self: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to study lying down.
You will all asleep. Confirm plus chop. Even if you had a three hour nap.
Jack n' Jill's Dewberry sandwich cookies are SO comfort food. I'm actually feeling so at ease I am not worried (yet) for History tomorrow, although I cannot say I am even decently prepared as of now, 2am.
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Something interesting that happened multiple times today.
"How was math?"
"Fuck off la, H1."
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They didn't bond Benjy!!!
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Going to dine with someone I miss alot tomorrow. HAPPY!
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- ...joke
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- morocco_red
- October 3rd, 1:04
A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.
He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"
The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good-looking?"
"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
"So you could love her, my son."
The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"
"So she could love you, my son."
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- ...monday blues.
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- morocco_red
- September 28th, 23:33
I really enjoyed reading Proof. Great stuff, for once, as a lit text.
Sarcastic intellectuals are an instant turn on.
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Bad sore throat. Source unknown. (...?)
Hopefully I don't fall sick. Haven't got much time left.
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I am obsessed with my PW project. It is really a good cause, was what I realised halfway through the project, even though Hofai claimed that he is not some foreign worker enthusiast, but was just too desperate for a PI.
Check this out.
This is why humanity is ugly.
- ...punny!
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- morocco_red
- September 23rd, 20:27
I have finally decided on a Facebook username. Those fockers only let you change it once, so I took really long to decide, forgot about it and then remembered again today.
It's funny. Mokfai and I were telling Benjy that he should get an FB account to join our PW group on it, while simultaneously complaining about how stupid FB was. Consistency: yes!
www.facebook.com/ms.kuty
Can you see the lame-until-cannot-anymore-lame pun in it? :D
Ku. T.Y. -> KuTY -> Cuty -> Cutie
Fig1.1: Inverse intellect.
*facewall* D:
Well, in my defense, I only saw the ridiculously bimbotic pun AFTER I confirmed the username (which was purely intended as an abbreviation of my name).
Now I'm stuck as Ms.Kuty.
- ...armpits.
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- morocco_red
- September 20th, 22:52
I don't know how this works, have no idea why it works and am completely baffled by the fact that it works.
This ease and calmness which I had tried so hard to achieve a few months ago, how effortlessly it seems to come to me now.
Sense: This makes none.
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Something occurred to me today. I know this is alittlebit late, but...
WHY WONT THEY GIVE US A CLASSROOM?
Yeah, alittlebit slow.
I miss Nanyang. I mean like back then I could stick shit on the ceiling fan and have it stay there for a couple of days.
OH. AND I MISS ARMPIT VENTILATING UNIFORMS.
And tests which were easy to pass as hell.
And teachers THAT WERE ACTUALLY REASONABLE.
Ok, no more angst.
- ...teasers.
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- morocco_red
- September 18th, 15:24
"You shouldn't eat so many eggs. You will die of high cholesterol."
*looks up*
"Look at her not giving a damn."
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What does opium do?
It makes The Chinese High.
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MCP: Malayan Communist Party. \o/
- ...srsly, it doesn't make sense.
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- morocco_red
- September 18th, 2:02
"What's after Econs tutorial?"
"2 hours of KI."
"Ki...got 2 hours one meh?"
"Followed by 3 hours of Chem."
"..."
"Did you study for SPA?"
"OH NO I DIDN'T BRING MY TEST TUBES!"
Cheap thrills!
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"Your pimples got better!"
"Yeah. Can eat can sleep of course good what."
"Tai tai life. You should marry a rich husband. Are there many rich husbands in HK?"
"Yes, there are, but the nature of husbands is that they're all married."
Dumbass.
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Shoving people down stairs is ridiculously satisfying.
Just ask Benjy!
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It's amazing how everything just falls into place when the heart is at ease. Who knew it'd be this simple?
-or I'd be this lucky?
Promos, PREPARE YOURSELF. Cos here I come.
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I think I figured out why I'm a poor excuse of a girl.
Capricorn is a horoscope ruled by Saturn, which gives off "cold and masculine vibes".
>>I'm a cool guy!
(Girls, that's your cue to swoon.)
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Was looking though my HK photos again. Found this
Extremely ridiculous picture of me looking insanely orgasmic on an airport cart.
I seriously have no idea who the hell took it, and just what on earth it's doing in my camera.
But then again, those carts are REALLY REALLY FUN to sit on. SRSLY.
